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Jun 2, 2017

A Message From Your Tires Hey!! Hey, you! DOWN HERE! Yes, you. No, you’re not hallucinating. Yes, you are talking to the tires on your Toyota Highlander, and that does not make you crazy. Well, maybe a little bit. Now that we’ve sorted out the formalities, I think we need to have a talk. I’ve […]

May 25, 2017

A Letter From Your Local Crash Test Dummy Dear World, Hi, my name is Jim. I’m a crash test dummy with Toyota and LET ME TELL YOU, my job is not an easy one. The whole purpose of my job is to ensure that people like you stay safe. Some might say we are the […]