Hello to you, my human! It’s me, your car! I just wanted to take this opportunity to share with you my wish list for this holiday season. It’s not long, and I would really appreciate these gifts. That means you will too, because when I am happy you’re happy!

1. A nice bath. Soap and water go a long way, especially with cold weather coming! If you keep me clean during the winter (or “road salt season,” as I call it), then I won’t rust out from the salt and you’ll look great driving around in a good-looking automobile!

2. An oil change. Nothing gets me going like a great oil change! It’s like going to the spa, or doing one of those juice cleanses… except an oil change gives actual results.

3. Maybe vacuum me out? The crumbs between my cushions are kinda itchy after a while.

4. A new air freshener! I love smelling fresh and nice. You like it too. I know.

5. For you to check my tires. I can’t really see them myself, and it’d make me feel better to know that I’ve still got a good tread to keep us both safe in the winter.

That’s all, for now, but remember that car care is the gift that keeps on giving!